Smoke in my face & I’ll pee on your leg
March 8, 2008
Smoking indoors in a Sydney bar is not allowed; presumably this is for the sake of the abundance of non-smokers—myself included—that also frequent these establishments. Understandably this annoys those smokers that are forced outside to feed their habit. I overheard one remark – “why can’t we just have a smoking area?” to which I keenly offer this analogy:
If we instate smoking areas in bars we might as well do the same for peeing areas in public swimming pools.
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corphacks | March 9, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Sounds fair to me
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annonymous | March 10, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Yes. Very fair. I dont think smoking is good.
Smoking is causing death and global warming, and for those idiots who dont and cannot realise that, shame on you.
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scott | March 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Oh, my love for the anonymous poster, blowing the trumpet of global warming panic… It won’t be long before science catches up with the paranoia and the Nobel prize is recalled.
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Grant | March 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm
AGREED! I’m using this one.
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mat | March 12, 2008 at 1:46 am
Smoking causes global warming? Jesus your fucking pathetic. Next cinnamon chewing gum, and the wrong deoderants are going to cause it to. I’m not saying that it doesn’t exist, because i’m not an ignorant republican, i’m just saying that cigarette smoking causing it is a little far-fetched. Come down off your cloud of bullshit for a minute, and breathe the air. I hope you get a huge fucking lungful of global warmed cigarette smoke you fucking dumbass.
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shlog | March 12, 2008 at 2:49 am
I was going to reply to annonymous [sic] but decided I would leave it for a while to let others get to them first. While I agree with Scott and Mat I took a less enraged approach in the post Global nothing-to-worry-about-ing.
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Jeff | March 24, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Here in the states I have to pay extra to get pee’d on…I need to visit Sydney!
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Philip Knowlton | April 19, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Anonymous,
if you’re going to complain about cigarette smoke causing global warming, go ahead and abolish SUV’s and any other car that gives off emesions while you’re at it.
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Juliaaa | July 21, 2008 at 1:18 am
To your original idea, I believe that it sounds very fair.
And your analogy made me laugh (:
However, Anonymous, What you’re saying it like saying rabbits eat lions for a midnight snack.
Completely wrong, and lacking any morals
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smoking-is-uncool-btwkids | August 4, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I hate when inconsiderate smokers blow smoke in everyone else’s face and especially when theres small kids about.
Its bad enough they’re killing themselves don’t take us smart ones down with you.
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hex | August 10, 2008 at 6:30 pm
1. I actually know a few non-smokers who want cigarettes back in nightclubs cause all you can smell now is bad b.o. they are trying to ban smoking in germany, but a few clever cats founded private clubs now – you pay 1 euro membership fee p.a. and you can go in and smoke, cause the law is only for public places. (i love how restrictions make people have cool ideas…)
2. pubic swimming pools ARE urinals. how can you be so innocent as to believe that people don’t pee in them all the time?
smoking causes global warming? i wonder when people are actually gonna start realising that we are not to be on this earth for ever and that cockroaches don’t mind a bit of global warming cause they can deal with it? the friggin planet will heat up with or without us.
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shlog | August 11, 2008 at 12:09 am
hex you might like this post – http://shlog.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/global-nothing-to-worry-about-ing/
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DumbSmoker | September 1, 2008 at 9:12 am
QUOTE
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10. smoking-is-uncool-btwkids | August 4, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I hate when inconsiderate smokers blow smoke in everyone else’s face and especially when theres small kids about.
Its bad enough they’re killing themselves don’t take us smart ones down with you.
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The next time you call yourself smart, learn how to spell. I re wrote the “smart ones” post for us dumb smokers to comprehend.
CORRECT VERSION
I hate it when inconsiderate smokers blow smoke in everyone’s face, especially when there’s small children around.
It’s bad enough they’re killing themselves; don’t take us smart one’s out with you.
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shlog | September 1, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Thanks DumbSmoker. You would appreciate http://shlog.wordpress.com/2008/03/01/kill-an-english-teacher-and-burn-a-dictionary/
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JohnnyBravo | December 8, 2008 at 6:06 pm
i dont smoke ciggs but i do smoke weed and im gonna find one of these non smoking nazis ,hold em down and blow weed smoke right down their throat and maybe they will chill out a lil bit…